Joke of the Day

This joke goes out per request of the newlywed Nick. It's one I heard when one of my Aussie cousins was here visiting last week.

A woman goes to the grocery store to do her weekly shopping. This week, she got caught shoplifting. At the hearing the judge asked her what she stole. She said, a can of peaches... When the judge asked her why, she said she was hungry. The judge then asked 'well, how many peaches are in a can?' She said 6. 

The judge says 'Okay, then I will give you 6 days in jail'.

Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stands and asks to speak on behalf of his wife. The judge grants him permission.

"Her husband says 'your honor, she also stole a can of peas.'